User:God dolf the 1st
Known as many name's but I am god, many civilizations, religion's and cults have different opinions and beliefs about me and 99.999999999% are wrong however a few are close I did make the earth đ in seven days although in this planet the time feels more like million's of years, but actually 7 days by the time I got the angles of all planets I have created square.
There are no angels, demons or the devil all are used to frighten humans into resolution the only and I hate this phrase superior entity is Dolf also know as budda, Allah and to many to mention. I would of left the planetary systems square however a human know as Columbus decided to set sail and almost caused is boat to fall into space (where the other planets are set) as a result I had to rethink and turn the earth Sphere after which I completed all my other planets wanted the same shape. I don't move in mysterious ways and my will is not imposed.
Granted that I have had to reset all life not just in earth but in other planets as my only will is for life to have it's on free will, a few days back a highly intelligent human but a charlatan whom calls himself Jesus Christ, profit Mohamed and various different names whom had a higher brain đ§ function than most claimed I sent him to save humans from then self's (good effort) but to no prevail the man was a liar his true given name was Perky, Learndle Harris. Lastly to address the most common belief that I created man in my own image is completely unfounded as there would be no women and everyman would resemble me and as for Adam and Eve we'll think about it if Adam gave a rib bone for the creation of Eve he would have been able to run around the (square earth) a few days ago eating apples.